he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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