I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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