is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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