Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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