Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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