Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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