Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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