Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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