Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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