is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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