So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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