she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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