I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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