what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
