you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
