Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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