But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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