I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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