i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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