You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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