So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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