You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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