Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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