Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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