dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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