Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
the day after is always just damage control
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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