I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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