I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
do herpes really smell.
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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