So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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