I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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