i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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