So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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