You can't special order awesome
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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