Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I hate all girls vehemently.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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