yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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