nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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