Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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