If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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