so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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