Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
And then my night got REAL pukey
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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