OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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