If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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