He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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