You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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