i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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