Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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