People with herpes should wear stickers.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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