$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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