we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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