stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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