Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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