I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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