if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
