Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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