didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
