called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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