ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
So. Much. Porn.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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