how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I believe in your delicious
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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